Wednesday, April 18, 2007

"Open Up...It's Fresno PD"

Tonight I had coffee with my dear friend Steph at Koffeeheads in Riverpark. We were sitting, laughing, chatting, enjoy our lattes when all of a sudden we hear "Open the door, this is Fresno PD." An officer was pounding on the bathroom door of the women's restroom, where a women had been in there over a hour.

She came out of the bathroom and the officer put her hands behind her back and proceeded to escort her outside. While he was escorting her out he asked her, "Do you have the stuff on you?" And the woman replies, "What are you talking about officer? I was just using the restroom..."

Apparently she either had a really bad case of diarrhea OR something else was going on in the bathroom...

After all that happened, I needed to use the restroom, but for some reason I decided to just wait until I got home.

2 comments:

Derek said...

Hahaha! Never a dole moment in da 'No.

Stephanie said...

And I did use the restroom...there was only a little leftover cocaine that I took care of for her :) Just kidding! The restroom was FINE! Hey, when you gotta go you gotta go.